I am almost speechless.

Dear (insert my husband's company name here),

We so appreciate you providing my husband with a job. One that allows me to do ministry with no financial concern. I just have one little question.

Is it too much to ask that my husband live at our house? You see, I was at once dismayed and amused to receive this particular Christmas card in the mail yesterday:




Apparently the staff at the hotel in which he lives stays in Wichita now consider him family. Ummm. Should I laugh or cry? This is all very disconcerting.

Again, thank you for the employment but not so much for the travel.

Sincerely,
A wife who might need to send her husband a Christmas card at his hotel