Another Screaming Neighbor

Right now we're hearing more screaming coming from our building, this time from the apartment above us. Not to worry though--it's our neighbor Hariette having contractions. She was due last week, and it seems that today is the day. The midwife just rang the bell and came up the stairs, so she must be getting close. It looks like we'll have a new neighbor very soon. We'll keep you posted on the developments.