1.
Grace ingests approximately half of a TUMS
tablet (and scatters half of the rest of the bottle of TUMS all over the floor).
I call poison control to hear that she’ll be fine and get her to drink 4 oz. of
water. Right. She doesn’t want more than two swallows. Maybe they meant 4 oz.
over the next three hours.
2.
Between a leaky diaper, messy breakfast, and
some spit-up (probably thanks to the TUMS), there are about three wardrobe
changes before leaving the house.
3.
Even though we’re now ten minutes late for our
play date at the children’s museum, Mommy needs a coffee. It’s almost 10 a.m.
and half the city apparently also needs coffee. Somehow we’re still only ten
minutes late to the museum.
4.
Grace is skipping her morning nap. Instead, she
joyfully walks all over the children’s area of the museum putting all of the
nasty play toys in her mouth. The low point is when I catch her putting an old
chewed-up piece of gum in her mouth. She has a grand time.
5.
Or maybe the low point was when, five minutes
after I put a dress-up hat on my head, some other moms come in proclaiming the
lice infestation of several weeks ago seems to have started at this very
museum, so don’t let your kids put the hats or scarves on their heads. You can
check back in a couple days to see if our home becomes infested with lice or hand,
foot and mouth disease…or both.
6.
All the business people at our chosen lunch
venue are ecstatic to have the opportunity to dine with a 13 month-old, a
2-year-old, and a four-year-old while their moms attempt to converse while
feeding and refereeing said children.
7.
Traffic is horrendous on the way home. So, of
course, Grace falls asleep for about twenty minutes and awakens when we arrive
home.
8.
I decide to let her play outside in the fresh
air so maybe she’ll be tired enough to take an actual real nap in an hour. Much
dirt and one small rock are ingested. Wardrobe change number four ensues. (Or
maybe number five? I really lost count after the first three.)
9.
Has she even had 4 oz. of water yet today? I
make her drink some more for good measure. (This also ensures that the rock is
all the way down in her stomach and her mouth is no longer muddy.)
10.
After some books and a couple songs, I finally
just decide to put a very non-sleepy little girl in her crib. She flails about,
yelping and making other noises, for about 25 minutes. Just as I am about to
consign myself to grumpiness and crying for the rest of the day, I hear…nothing.
She has finally given up and fallen asleep.
And drink enough caffeine to keep up with her.